my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
Burkhart had been unable to move his arms or legs since a diving accident four years ago damaged his spinal cord and left him paralyzed. But thanks to a new device that reroutes his brain signals, Burkhart was recently able to lift his hand using his thoughts.
The technology, called Neurobridge, takes electric signals from the brain and sends them directly to the muscles, bypassing the damaged spinal cord.
THAT’S SO FUCKING RAD
Wow, this is momentous.
year 2400 here we come…
me and the bae
#MemeGOP #UniteBle #FireBoehner
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
losing your bottle cap and then having to drink the rest of it is a commitment i cant deal with