ODE. TO. WENDI.
Oh shit she’s pissed, better ignore her for a few hours and make her even angrier
Like every fucking guy I swear to god (via paralacking)

WHY DO YALL DO THIS I DONT UNDERSTAND.

(via blasianxbri)
Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness.
Isaiah Henkel (via weareallgettingby)
lasagne:

EVERYONE IS CUTE OK

lasagne:

EVERYONE IS CUTE OK

fawnah:

WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE LIKES YOU
AND THEN THEY GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE
JOKES ON ME
AHAHAHAHAAH

disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.

disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord

senorhoudinii:

when you realize you caught real feelings for the wrong person. 

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Warning Major Spoiler!

onesentencemusings:

bagelr:

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Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.

A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there.
(via stay-ocean-minded)
a conversation that actually fucking happened

prestigious-lover:

qvesadilla:

boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol

me:image

That was literally my face before even seeing the gif.

ahsadler:

cavebae:

how making out works

[furiously taking notes]

ahsadler:

cavebae:

how making out works

[furiously taking notes]

hotboysofficial:

having a crush on someone

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fwayg:

dr Suess knows

fwayg:

dr Suess knows

odetowendi:

Bored so I did my makeup @work, I think I’m pretty cute :)

odetowendi:

Bored so I did my makeup @work, I think I’m pretty cute :)